Glittering
Goldie
Using Carl Barks and Don Rosa as "official" sources, a history of Scrooge and Goldie runs something like this. (Click the numbers to see what stories each bit of information is from.)
After establishing his claim at White Agony creek, Scrooge returned to Dawson for building supplies. By this time the influx of people attracted by the Gold Rush had allowed Goldie to expand her business. As Scrooge passed by, she called, "Hey, handsome! Come back in a few weeks for the grand opening of the new Blackjack Ballroom!" Scrooge again flatly refused. 3 Later, Scrooge came back to Dawson to file an official claim on his homestead at White Agony Creek. Soapy Slick, the villainous loan shark, kidnapped Scrooge and chained him up on his gambling barge. Scrooge caused a considerable amount of havoc while breaking free, and Goldie was secretly impressed.3
When the month was over, Scrooge gave Goldie a meager salary for her labor. She threw the money in his face and stomped off, claiming she had dug even more gold than he had. 1 In January 1898, Scrooge made a trip into Dawson for supplies. By this time, Goldie's friends at the Blackjack Ballroom suspected she had feelings for Scrooge, and teased her about it. She angrily denied it, of course. Meanwhile, Colonel Sam Steele, Superintendent of the Northwest Mounted Police, arrived in Dawson to restore law and order. Scrooge's enemies wanted him locked up, but they were too scared to personally press charges. Goldie decided it would be a convenient way to see him again, so she pressed charges against him for kidnapping her earlier. A Mountie named Scarth went to White Agony to arrest Scrooge.
The misunderstanding with the law was cleared up, and Scrooge was free to head back to his claim. Goldie asked the Mounties to deliver a letter to Scrooge on her behalf. The letter was implied to have been an apology and confession of affection, but Scrooge figured it was more insults and left it in the snow, unread.6 Scrooge must have realized the true nature of his own feelings, however, because he later made plans to visit Goldie under better circumstances. By this time, he had amassed a million dollars, and was ready to leave the Klondike in triumph. After closing up his claim on White Agony Creek, he started out for Dawson with what was later revealed to be a box of chocolates and a love letter to Goldie. (And quite possibly a marriage proposal as well!) Fate stepped in, however, and Scrooge lost his sled deep in a fissure of Mooseneck Glacier. To make things even worse, he was then attacked by wolves and fell off a cliff, miraculously landing on one of Soapy Slick's gambling barges instead of the icy river. Scrooge was briefly crestfallen at the de-railing of his plans, but then resolved to dedicate his life to enlarging his fortune. He bought the bank in Whitehorse, then expanded into many other areas of business.2 In five years, Scrooge was a billionaire, and returned briefly home to Scotland. While discussing the land he purchased in Calisota, his two sisters noticed a lock of gold hair in his safe-deposit box. They teased him about having a girlfriend, angering him and causing him to make some Freudian slips, such as "Goldiesota" and "Goldieburg" instead of Calisota and Duckburg. Finally, Scrooge became furious and yelled at his sisters to shut up. The matter was more or less dropped after that.4 Goldie and Scrooge had no known contact for many decades, although he did reminisce about her privately on Christmas Day, 1947.5 Some years later, after medical treatment for
memory loss, Scrooge suddenly "remembered" his years in the Klondike,
specifically a secret cache of gold he never recovered. He took his nephews north
with him to retrieve the lost gold. The next day, Scrooge and his nephews went to
White Agony Creek to recover the gold cache. Upon reaching the claim, however, they
were shot at by an unseen claimjumper! After dealing with a guard bear, they
discovered that the claim jumper was none other than Goldie herself! She tried to distract him from the debt by flirting, but it didn't work; Scrooge demanded payment in full. Of course she didn't have a billion dollars. All she was able to pay was the deed to the claim and her last jewelry. When Scrooge asked where the rest of her money went, she said she had used it to take care of orphans. She then walked off on her way to the poorhouse. Scrooge's conscience got the better of him, however, and he offered to forget the debt if she could dig more gold than he did. Unbeknownst to his nephews, he rigged the contest so that Goldie would find his secret cache. Overjoyed, Goldie was able to stay on the claim as she had since the end of the gold rush, plus keep all the gold. Scrooge made a great show of disgust, pretending he had forgotten to take his memory medicine. His nephews counted his pills, however, and figured out what he had done, but presumably kept the knowledge to themselves.1 A few years later, a telegram arrived from
Scrooge's bank in Whitehorse, informing him that the sled he lost in Mooseneck Glacier all
those years ago was about to break free. Once again he and his nephews went to the
Yukon. When they arrived in Dawson, they were surprised to see that the old
Blackjack Ballroom had been restored and made into a hotel, The Frostbit Arms.
Inside, they learned who the owner was: Glittering Goldie. The most recent documented meeting between the two took place a few days after Scrooge's Golden Jubilee, the 50th anniversary of his arrival in Duckburg. As a special surprise, Scrooge's friends and family paid to fly Goldie to Duckburg. It was indeed a surprise, and most certainly special. She showed up at the Money Bin, gave Scrooge her gift--a passionate kiss--and left. Their parting words, I think, sum up their relationship. Scrooge said, "I have a worldwide empire to run! I can't just drop everything and fritter away time on nonsense!" Goldie replied, "I know! I know! I'll wait." And to the best of anyone's knowledge, she still is. Nevertheless, Scrooge's irritation quickly turned to joy when she was out of sight.7
Later, Scrooge went to great lengths to retrieve a particular coin when it went A.W.O.L. from the money bin. Unbeknownst to Donald and the others, the coin was one of the ones Scrooge had attempted to pay Goldie with after her time at his White Agony claim. She, of course, had thrown the money at him angrily and left, so the coin remained a special part of his own collection.8
And there the story stands...for now.
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