Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Buon Giorno! Welcome to my humble little magic shop on the slopes of Mount Vesuvius.
Don't step on that!  Do you know how hard it is to find high-quality dragon toenails these days?  I was watching you at McDuck's money bin through my crystal ball, here.  Would you do me a favor and grab that dusty old #1 dime of his while you're there?
No?  Why, I'll turn you into a toadstool, you little--
 
 

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