What sort of brazen wench runs this
scurvy website?
Her main website biography
shall quench your curiosity about the bonny lass. It may not, however, explain why
she likes to refer to herself in the third person. ;)
How many times has the wench seen
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl"?
Three and a half times in the theatre. (Half? Pirate.) And several more
times on DVD.
How many times has the wench seen
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"?
Alas, only twice thus far. This shall change!
'Tis obvious the wench fancies Captain
Sparrow. Does she also find Will Turner to be easy on the eyes?
Of course. She simply prefers Jack's character. She very much appreciates his
daft sense of humor, and finds him aesthetically pleasing, in a scruffy, swarthy, unkempt
sort of way... ;)
Does not the wench have a history of
consorting with another pirate captain?
She pleads guilty on that account.
Be there any slash here?
There be no slash whatsoever in these waters. The wenchy webmistress says 'tis not
her cup of tea. Besides, she has some difficulty with the idea, given our dear
Captain Sparrow's obvious affinity for Tortugan wenches and the "scenery" whilst
marooned. There be plenty of other ports of call on the Internet for that sort o'
thing, if it shivers your timbers.
Where does the wench's heart lie?
Jack/The Black Pearl has been her favorite pairing for quite awhile, but
Jack/Elizabeth has commandeered a place of high regard as of late. The wench also
doesn't mind a spot of Jack/Anamaria.
Will the wench be so kind as to post
writings and artwork from other pirate aficionados?
She wishes she had the time and webspace for such an endeavor, but, alas, she does not.
She is a busy lass, and pays for her webspace with her own booty. Thus only
her own works will appear here. Visitors are advised to review the links page to
find other websites that offer such favors.
I have a Pirates of the Caribbean site,
too. What is the wench's policy on linking?
Yer free to link to this page if it strikes your fancy. If you send her a message
she might return the favor, but no promises.
