...Jack says "savvy"
...Jack gets slapped
...Jack gets knocked unconscious
...Will gets knocked unconscious
...someone sings "Yo Ho, Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For
Me)"
...Gibbs complains that having a woman on board is bad luck
...Barbossa obsesses over apples
...Bootstrap's medallion changes hands. (Drink twice if the
hands are the monkey's.)
...someone goes "HARR!"
...someone crossdresses
...the moon comes out from behind a cloud
...Will does something stupid despite being expressly told
not to
...Ragetti loses his eye
...Jack considers using that one bullet on someone other than
Barbossa
...Jack obsesses over rum
...someone almost drowns
...Jack frets over the location of his hat or other affects
...Jack corrects someone who didn't call him
"Captain"
...someone says "poppet."
...Jack is either the best or the worst pirate someone has
ever seen
...someone is handcuffed, bound or gagged
...Elizabeth complains about her corset (Drink twice if she
faints because of it)
...Norrington looks nauseated by Jack's presence
...a ship changes hands--er, I mean, is commandeered
(a nautical term) ;)
...anyone acquires, or wishes for, or promises to give
someone else, a really big hat
...Governor Swann does nothing but look confused when mass
chaos and danger are erupting around him
...Elizabeth's maid is annoying
...a cursed pirate is shot or skewered (but, of course, not
really injured)
...Barbossa falls for one of Jack's stories
...someone discusses "leverage"
...Jack steals anything (hearts don't count!) ;)
Disclaimer: Consuming mass quantities of rum or any other alcoholic beverage
is even more dangerous to your health than forgetting to address Jack as "Captain
Sparrow." Imbibe at your own risk.
