Pirates of the Caribbean and Hamlet

Pirates of...Elsinore? A random thought that popped into the wench's brain one night...the PotC characters performing Shakespeare. Hey, they're already set for the sword fights... Thus was born this goofy bit of cross-casting.
*Role*	*Played by*	*Why?*
Hamlet	Jack	Method to the madness! 'Nuff said. ;) Plus it's the lead role, and do you think Captain Jack Sparrow would let anyone else star?
Laertes	Will	Pretty straight-laced, toe-the-mark kind of guy until stuff really hits the fan, then he's not afraid to stand up for his loved ones
Ophelia	Elizabeth	Yes, that would make her and Will siblings but I ship Jack/Elizabeth anyway, so nyah. Heehee... Plus Jack could save her from drowning again! Both ladies may have angst over their love lives, but Elizabeth is far from the moping, delicate, passive lady that Ophelia is.
Polonius	Gov. Swann	Older, slightly doddering but well-intentioned father figure.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern	Pintel and Ragetti	Kind of a no-brainer, there. ;)
Gertrude	Tia Dalma	Well, Tia's way more intelligent and feisty than Gertrude, but she's got the fickle heart thing going on.
Hamlet Sr.	Davy Jones	Supernatural? Check. Broken heart? Check.
Claudius	Barbossa	Although there was that one promo poster for the first movie that shows him holding a skull that looks like a major Hamlet reference. ;)

Disclaimer: Disney owns everything. This be just a fan tribute, and this lowly wench makes not a doubloon from any of it.