Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

Mouse not found.  Spank cat?

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.  Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaaay...

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN