Q: How do you kill a mime?
A: Wait until it's in one of those little glass boxes and then shoot
it!
Q: If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would it make a sound?
Q: If a tree fell on a mime in the forest,
would anyone care?
Q: When you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?
Q: When a mime gets arrested, do the police bother to tell him he
has the right to remain silent?