What You Won't See in TV Guide

By Katie Sullivan

Here's a list of sitcoms, documentaries, channels and programs you won't find on your television any time soon...
  

Great Dogs of the Civil War

Stupid Slug Tricks

Spam: the Meat of a Thousand Uses

A History of Silly Putty

Hitler's Preference in Luncheon Meat

Great Delicatessens of Burma

The Influence of Belly Button Lint on the Economy

Silverware of the Pharaohs

Hello, Your Gerbil's Dead

Lutefisk Matters  (You might have to be Scandinavian to get this one)

Diary of a Dental Hygienist

The Quantum Physics Channel

There's Someone in the Closet with a Spatula

Rescue 411

Soap Scum 101

Me and Ringo

Carp I Have Known

Has Anyone Seen my Underwear?

The All Shoelace Channel

Communism Among Plumbers

Championship Tiddlywinks

Get That Out of Your Ear!

Acne-Ridden Kung-Fu Rabid Hamsters

Reeeeeeally Easy to Solve Mysteries

A History of Pocket Protectors

1001 Uses for Used Dental Floss

Hangnails: Scourge of Society

Phrenologist Follies

America's Boringest Home Videos

Emu Stampede!

Where in the Supermarket is Carmen Sandiego?

Inbred Jugglers of Los Angeles

You and Your Retina

Gingivitis Tragedy

Wal-Mart Greeters Gone Wild

 

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