TaleSpin Top Tens by Katarina
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear on Tale Spin
(By Katarina)
10. Kit: Where the hell are my pants?!
9. Aunt Louise: What a horrible accent! I can't understand a word you're saying!
8. Wildcat: Man! You guys are a bunch of idiots!
7. Khan: I feel so pretty today!
6. Don Karnage: Has anyone seen my fuzzy pink bunny slippers?
5. Mad Dog: Cap'n, have I ever told you how cute you are when you're angry?
4. Louie: You know Baloo, you look really nice in that dress.
3. Rebecca: Screw materialism! I'm joining a commune!
2. Molly: Well, you've discovered my drug cartel. Now I have to kill you.
1. Baloo: Listen Becky, you can keep the Sea Duck! It's a piece of crap!
Ten More Things That Will Never Be Seen or Heard
on TS
(By Katarina)
10. Mad Dog- Have I been whining?
9. Dumptruck- So, if E=MC2, then the square root of pi must equal...
8. Gibber saying anything intelligble.
7. Don Karnage- Oh I am such a stupid loser!
6. Molly flipping someone off.
5. Kit- Screw becoming a pilot! I wanna be an accountant when I grow up!
4. Shere Khan- (singing)I'm a little teapot...
3. Wildcat- Man! I gotta quit taking acid!
2. Baloo- Does this outfit make me look fat?
1. Rebecca- Who am I kidding? This stupid idea will never work!
What Happened to the Cast After TS Ended
(By Katarina)
10. Shere Khan winds up endorsing Frosted Flakes with a new
"try them or else..." slogan.
9. Mad Dog becomes a professional bowler.
8. Dumptruck opens up a fast food chain selling birdies and french fries.
7. Molly becomes another child-star gone bad.
6. Wildcat finally gets busted for drug use.
5. Louie's is finally shut down by the health department when they discover that
he's been serving food with his feet.
4. Kit finally gets arrested for walking around without any pants on.
3. Baloo decides to take his little drag show on the road professionally.
2. Rebecca's last crazy idea fails, bankrupting her, which then causes her to snap.
She winds up in an assylum, claiming that she's really a human named Sally Struthers.
1. Don Karnage decides that piracy isn't ruthless enough, and starts a rewarding
career in politics.
Top Ten Things Don Karnage Would
Never Say
(By Katarina)
10. Louise! Please allow me to hug and kiss
you!
9. What a great place for a wall!
8. (to pirates) Everyone, group hug!
7. (to pirates) You are all so smart and wonderful!
6. Cape Suzette? Who would ever want to plunder that measly little town?
5. I think I will surrender my self to the police.
4. Baloo, can I borrow that dress?
3. No, please go ahead and smack me. I deserve it!
2. Kit, my boy, you have just foiled my plans for the plundering of Cape Suzette.
*shrugs* Oh well. C'est la vie.
1. Oh, I am so hideously ugly!
Top 10 Rejected Disney Afternoon
Shows
(By Katarina)
10. DuckTales From the Crypt
9. Gummi Armadillos
8. The Mighty Amoebas
7. LightWing Duck
6. Scummy Bears
5. Bob the Lactose-Intollerant Mime
4. The Really Weak and Ineffectual Ducks
3. Bar-Goyles
2. HeadSpin
1. Chippendale Rescue Rangers
Top Ten Things Don Karnage Does in
His Spare Time
(By Katarina)
10. Files restraining orders against rabid fan
femmes
9. Counts his plunder
8. Listens to "Usland's Most Wanted" to see how high the reward for his
capture is
7. Sings "Sky Pirates" (one more time!)
6. Flosses teeth
5. Makes the pirates square dance, for his own
amusement
4. Plays solitaire
3. Plotting new schemes for getting into Cape Suzette and plundering
2. Gazes at himself adoringly in the mirror
1. Bitchslapping random pirates