Lines in "Tale Spin: Plunder and Lightning" Improved(?) By Inserting the Word "Pants"
This is a sick, sick, thing. But I didn't do it, someone else would have, eventually. This whole "insert the word 'pants'" thing started in the Star Wars fandom. (Yoda: "Slimy? Mudhole? My pants these are!" and "The force is strong in my pants.") So while high on caffeine and watching the original, uncut Plunder and Lightning, I jotted down, in roughly chronological order, a bunch of quotes...altered with the word "pants". Some are stupid, some are funny, and some are horribly off-color. Enjoy...
"At last! The key to my pants!"
"Get outta my pants, Karnage!" (Something a fan femme would never say...)
"Boys, tear the pants asunder!"
"I don't have any pants." ~ Kit
"Those pants are two months old!"
"Me, I'm a big pants kinda guy."
"I've been thinking of adding pants."
"We will be forced to foreclose on your pants loan."
"What exactly are we delivering?
Well, they're sort of big and mean and ugly...and smelly...
Oh, no, not pants!"
"Get 'em outta here! They're eatin' my pants!"
"Do what you want to the plane, but I want the pants untouched. So I can tear them to little bite-sized pieces!"
"All he cares about is his pants!"
"Still having trouble remembering where the pants are, boy?"
"Stuff it in your pants!"
"Is the box in the pants?"
"No use protecting the pants."
"Now remember, you be good to your new pants."
"I have pants. I'll share 'em with you."
"Not in my pants you're not."
"Fine. 50,000 pants and she's yours."
"If you think I'm flying for you, brown-eyes, you got your pants tied too tight."
"You'll be happy to know we located the pants, safe and--"
"Speaking to you in my pants."
"Wouldn't ol' Beckers pop her pants if she knew we was goin' to Louie's!"
"Well, pop my pants!"
"If the pants are worthless, why did Karnage steal 'em from Shere Khan?"
"Here goes Becky's pants!"
"I lose more good pants that way."
"You're never going to see your pants again, buster!"
"The young lovers, they need their pants, si?"
"Now to find those pants.
But there's a thousand of 'em in Cape Suzette, boss!
Then we shall search every one until we find the box!"
"Now I can buy my pants back and get outta here!"
"Unless you return the stone, you will never see your pants
again."
OR "Unless you return the pants, you will never your friends again."
"Every pair of pants in the last week's been attacked by Air Pirates!"
"No. In the pants."
"You let us out, and I'll give you the deed to my pants!"
"My pants are always open sometimes."
"I hope you brought my pants."
"I ought to hang you by your pants!"
"Use it too long and the pants overhead and it's boom boom bye bye."
"I make my own pants."
"My pants can create unlimited amount of electricity, enough to run all of Mr. Khan's businesses."
"You let someone get close to you and they stab you in the pants!"
"The pants are callin', and I'm gone!"
"Think with your pants, not with your head!"
"Yes, yes, I know it's closing time, but just tell me...do you have any pants for sale?"
"Now all I need are some pants."
"Barbeque a few more pants, Ratchet."
"His pants are way too soft!"
"I can't stop him from wrecking the pants, but I tried."
"You'll melt your pants!"
"Burn the pants!"
"It may not be my plane anymore, but they're my pants! I go!"
Additions by Gidget:
"I've got no family...no pants..."
"Come back when the pants are warm, like June. Bye-bye..."
"You steer, kid, while I climb outta this pantsuit."
"Why would pirates want pants?" (Why, indeed! ;-)
"Your pants'll fry!"
"Miz Science says rubber and pants don't mix. Hope she's right."